Model # 1A-ge02

Passed down for generations of tinkering inventors since 1834. This handheld device, rediscovered in a forgotten lab, sends and receives signals to the primate center of the targets brain. Momentarily stunning the target in order to fire darts with mind controlling chemicals. The target then tends to act more primitive and apelike for a short period.
Now for sale for the first time to the public, this device can now be yours. Please aim responsibly.